Feeling a bit mischievous? Torture your friendly neighborhood gnome! Here's a few ideas to get you started.
How's the air down there? 'Cause I just had broccoli and onions for lunch...
How cute, a mini-me!
What's it like to be at eye level with my pet's rear end?
Hey, T-Pain called, and he wants his Shawty back.
(chanting) PUNT! PUNT! PUNT! PUNT! PUNT!
Sorry I couldn't heal you, you must be 42" tall to ride.
(upon asked to earth shield the gnome tank) Dangit I'm a witch doctor, not a babysitter!
Can I put you in a stroller and take you to the park to help me pick up ladies?
Sorry, my hearing range doesn't include squeak speak.
You look like you'd make a good footstool.
Get in my belly!
A circus somewhere is being deprived of it's midget
And last, but not least, just point and giggle!